funny things u v done without relising

Diane have u seen carry on regardless .. where he meets the russian lady who winks ...cooool xxxx

Oh you made me almost pmsl! My left eye twitches without me knowing it. Why do I know, because other people tell me and think I am winking at them!

yeh my mate laughed and said thank god you cocked up the text .. great mate hahaha xxxx

thats a funny one carolann lol

my mate has just reminded me .. when i was working if i had an early shift i would text her and she would ring me in the morning 2 make sure i was awake .. well i had security checks at 3 so i text her and asked her 2 wake me at 2 am .. so i went 2 bed and sure enough at 2 i got a phone call .. and a gentleman said .. get up u have 2 be in work .. sleeply i said is that u barry (her son) he reply d no my name is mark .. and u text me last night .. and did not text back as it was late .. have a nice day he said i m going 2 bed now .. as i sat up .. i started thinking pat would always text me back and say ok babe .. so i d sent the text 2 a total stranger .. who sat up till 2 am just 2 wake me up hahahaha bless him xxxxxx

I once tryed to put an empty wine bottle in a record sleeve (long time ago)

pmsl xx

Only you could do that Carolann Heeeeeee!