Fairfax

Hi my name´s Fairfax.
I am getting on now, as I am 17, and I do not have many hobbies. I like to sleep by the fire, in the log basket, under Mommy´s bed, under the cooker, on top of the cupboards and on Mommy´s head.

I like to eat tuna and there is a lovely posh cat food that Mommy buys me on special occasions.

I do not hiss at Mommy, because if I do she´ll get angry and not buy me my special cat food.