Oshan

Im currently being chased around the house by my mother, she seems to be shouting rude words at me!

I cannot help as I walk past if my whole body suddenly gives up and falls heavily on her paper work that is neatly stacked into piles on the floor? now can I?

And obviously as I get up, I move a few bits around - accidently of course:)

I don't know whats come over me, I must have been walking past it at least a dozen times and this unfortunate falling has happened?????? very strange.

Anyway, if she'd just take a chill pill, all will be ok, I can get round her with a little sqeeky meow, that one always works! sucker!

hello oshan you look pretty i love your collar it is better than mine i have a bright yellow one which is a disgusting colour by the way i didnt mention that i was very naughty i bet your not naughty like me your a good little girl for your mammy i wake up everymorning demanding my breakfast and to go out looking for some tasty birds and mice anyway nice to have met you speak to you soon saffie tallulah aka annoying little weed

yes, the pathetic squeaky meow is matisse's 'get out of jail' card!