Rachael takes me to work!

Well today Rachael decided to take me to work wearing a t-shirt with the word 'security' on it and a diamante collar!  I didn't make a fuss even though i thought i looked a little bit daft.  I didn't get a moments peace with people making a fuss.  A few tried to pick me up but i was having none of it as i only like Rachael to pick me up.  It was pretty boring actually and i couldn't wait to get home.  When we did i got into trouble as i raided Rachael's house mates dirty laundry.  Why don't humans understand my habits?