Woof woof K9 here me not happy today as mummy just told me she is going Crufts on Sunday & is leaving me behind, I am now sulking as its me job to look after her, daddy said its far to late to register me as assistant dog, as Uncle Rob only asked mummy yesterday morning if she will look after 2 of his doggies why he is showing other, daddy said he was straight on phone to Crufts with no joy, they said its to late to be registered, but daddy did say he would take just me to Dovedale as a treat, but me still not happy about mummy going on her own. xx

Woof K9 here poor Heiko he just wanted to help his daddy shame on you Kyra for smirking why your brother was being told off woof woof. xx

Kyra here , Heiko got into trouble today dad was laying cement and he walked all over it l had to smile woof!
We are having yummy liver tonight i can smell it cooking ,mum says it stinks but i love the smell woof!
Hi K9 ,glad you all had a great time at the river gardens, you are good keeping quiet for your mum woof woof .

Woof woof its K9 here we been down to the river gardens this morning with uncle Rudika & daddy, we were told to be very quiet so not to wake up mummy, as she was still in bed because mummy had been very poorly Saturday night, daddy & uncle Rudika wanted to let mummy sleep, so we all tip toed out of the house with muffled woofs from Zeus daddy grabbed his muzzle to stop him from barking loudly, we spent a couple of hours down at the river gardens & when we came back mummy was still in bed, it was nearly 11 before mummy got up. xx

woof wooof K9 here you hoomans are very strange creatures, I was trying to help me mummy empty the shopping bags but she was saying I was squashing her butter smashing her eggs & melting her chocolate, well I am small I just at to climb into the bag how else am I to help unpack it hehhehe xxxx

Woof woof K9 here I been car-booting again with me mummy, she buy me a yummy donut & lots of teddies but she said I at to share them with Skye & the hooligans :( but there are 20 of them so I still get 15 of them woof wooof xxx

Woof woof very sleepy K9 here, me & mummy are still in bed, mummy is playing on her laptop while watching TV, mummy keeps ringing her bell & Uncle Rudika comes upstairs & asks what she wants so far she as asked for orange juice, pineapple juice, toast, tea, egg butty, dog biacuits, treats & water, I think me mummy mighty be a princess as Uncle Rudika keep saying yes " your highness" what can i fetch you now " your highness" but he does keep moving mummy bell so she cant ring it hehehe anyway I am going to go back to sleep now, so enjoy the rest your day. Woof woof xx

Sounds like you hooligans had a great time, we went with dad today was looking for squirrels but didnt find any woof woof

WWoof woof K9, Skye & the hooligans here, we been to Dovedale it was great, mummy said we were doing the 5 mile circular walk but I am sure all us dogs did arpund 20 mules as there where rabbit holes everywhere for is to explore not to mention the fallen trees to sniff & jump onto, we are all very tired now so we are going to sleep now why the hoomans are internet shopping xx woof woof

Woof woof sound like you had great time at grannys, I been with me mummy all day keeping her out of trouble xxx

woof woof we went to see our grannys dogs today the are both gsd ones black longhair and ones a golden longhair we split into teams the golden one and the black one and had a play marathon the black team won woo hoo xx very tired now though

wuff wuff thats good of you k9 helping your mummie bet the bickies and cake were good mummie lets me lick the cake mix when she has finished tranferring them into cake cases its yummie wuff wuff x

woof woof woof K9 here I been helping me mummy bake lots of cakes, pies & biscuits, I been licking up the fallen cake/biscuits mixture off the floor, table & chairs, mummy is very messy when baking, she let me eat up all the broken biscuits they were so yummy, now me is going to sleep to let me fat tum tum settle. woof woof x

woof woof no k9 i couldnt eat that i suffer from a dicky tummy with some foods but i like sharing wrag pud and chips with my mummie now there yummie wuff wuff xxx

Woof Woof no Jax its me favorite I love bubble & squeak, mummy always make it me without the onions as they not good for me but I love cabbage, sprouts,carrots,potato,peas & sweetcorn all fried up its so yummy woof woof xxxx

oh k9 bubble and squeak not good for doggies huumans maybe wuff wuff your mummie is daft she must know it makes you pass wind wuff mymummie wouldnt do that to me wuff wuff xx

WOOF WOOF WOOF its K9 here I keep farting & mummy is holding her nose its so funny, she now threatening not to give me any more bubble & squeak, that´s made with sprouts & cabbage hehehehehe I don´t know what she is moaning about it don´t smell that bad WOOF WOOF WOOOF xxxxx

oh dear k9 wuff wuff jax here oh your mummmie will be mad if it snows im glad im not you the air will be blue my mummie says wuff wuff xxxx

Woof woof K9 here me daddy just phoned he´s at work, he said there are lots of white clouds in the sky & looks like its going to snow, but mummy is saying its not allowed to snow as she going car boot in morning, so me paws are cross that the snow holds off until tomorrow afternoon xxx

wuff wuff jax here k9 mummie thinks your mummie is going bonkers she told me about it tittering to herself at the same time and i think mummie is right i feeel sorry for you k9 having to put up with it wuff wuff jax

woof woof K9 here I think me mummy is going bonkers, as she was talking to a "MOUSE" for 30 mins, telling it to go hide before the cats come in kitchen, but mummy "MOUSE" turned out to be fluff from her tumble dryer & not a "MOUSE" after all. woof woof xx

hi daisy and poppy here we have been especially naughty today i managed to get a tube of antibiotic cream from the kitchen bunker and shared it with poppy we didnt eat the tube just the cream and mummy was really worried and phoned the vet but he said we will be fine poppy and i went for a long walk this morning but poppy doesnt like doing the toilet in the cold and much prefers to do it in side in the warm big licks to all our friends xx

Heiko here) hi hooligans glad you enjoyed the snow, we didnt get any Woof, but mum and dad found a new field today it had a big hill, dad kept throwing my ball down the hill was great fun but was hard work coming back up, im off for a ´dog-nap now as im K- Nackered. Woof Woof !

Its K9, Skye & the Hooligans here, we had a great time on park earlier we were playing in the snow, mummy took all our harnesses off in case we got caught up in a tree branch as the park rangers have not removed the fallen branches yet, mind you Daddy, uncle Rudika & uncle Mack nearly had a fit when mummy removed our harnesses, well more Dotties harness as she still goes for black dogs but today she was really very good she came straight back when mummy called her & put her harness back on when George the big black Great Dane came on park as Dottie goes for him every time she shes him, but she was very good today. woof wooof xxxx

K9 here me mummy fell down the stairs on Thursday night & as hurt her foot, so can´t take me walkies but me not bothered as I don´t like cold freezing pavements/parks, Skye & the hooligans are still going walkies me Daddy, uncle Rudika & uncle Mack take them, but I stay home looking after me mummy.

wuff wuff jax here yes k9 mud and dirty puddles i hate i dont like being covered in mud or wet from muddy puddles mummie a;ways laughs at me when i walk around them than go through them.oh no no daisy and poppy i not roll in mood yucky yuck my mummie wouldnt like it nor wood i woof woof xx

K9 here ho no I can´t get dirty Poppy & Daisy, mud is so yuk it makes me beautiful soft fur all sticky so I always get me mummy to pick me up everytime we come across a muddy area unlike me hooligans they love playing in the mud woof woof xxx

hi daisy and poppy here you dont know what your missing k9 mummy and daddy made a huge mess of the garden at the weekend mud everywhere and we had a ball up to our necks in muck digging and rolling in it so much fun xx

K9 here I don´t like getting dirty me mummy says I am a spoilt little doggy as when we are walking & there is a muddy puddle I jump up mummy legs & she then picks me up until we pass the muddy puddle then I tell her I want to go back down hehehehe she says she nevr met a doggy like me before wooof wooof xxx

Kyra here: was good of you lot to try and help daddy Hoomans dont understand our needs to get ´dirty woof, we had really great fun jumping in the puddles today but when we got home she got a bucket of water and washed us down its not the same.
l love lying in front of the log burner but Heiko finds it to warm.

Woof woof woof wooof its the hooligans here, we have been helping daddy in the garden he brought some bags of peat & we helped open them & spread the peat around the floor of his polytunnel, funny how daddy didn´t find us helping he said we were all in deep trouble so we all looked innocent & wagged our tails as super sonic speed, he said good job its freezing or you be in bath Yuk, so he picked us up brushed all loose peat off us with his hand then wiped our feet & muzzle with something called wet wipes, we are now all clean again & hogging the fire again we love the open fire its so warm, daddy as got a new fire guard up now so we can´t get to close to the flames woof woof woof woof xxxx

wuff wuff jax here oh naughty uncle your only having a warm !daddy keeps telling me off for wagging me tail he says it causes a draft and makes him cold.mummie as said to me sit in front of fire baby boy and have a warm so i have wuff wuff mummy is right .xxx

wooof woooof K9 here me & me 4 legged family are sitting in front of fire, but me uncle Rudika keeps pulling us away, plus I never saw any animal at the funny farm just men in white coats & it never said funny farm but HOSPITAL you hoomans are very strange people indeed woof woof lick lick xxxx

Kyra here, think our mum needs to go to funny farm also, shes always talking to herself, but says shes talking to us Woof

Wooof wooof its K9 here I think we are going to a farm, as me overheard Uncle Rudika saying that me mummy is ready for "the funny farm" she got already to go to Silly LA bingo when Daddy told her its only Tuesday, mummy just said "Ho are you sure" as Silly LA bingo is only held on Wednesdays, me will let you know what´s the " funny farm" is Luke when we get back. Woof woof lick lick.

wooof wooof K9 here being quiet as mummy got bad head, she had this red stuff last night & she went funny, uncle Rudika said she was drunk & mummy was not well this morning, we went to gnome world but mummy had her sunglasses on which was funny as it was raining, we only stayed there about 2 hours before mummy said I need to lie down, so uncle Rudika helpped mummy back into his car, were she fell to sleep & when we got back home uncle Rudika left mummy in car hehehe he did winded car seat down so mummy was lying flat & left her there until she woke up xxxx

woof woof Zeus here our mummy not let us sniff the newspaper as she says we will tear it up, hope your mummy was not too frozen woof woof xx

Mum got annoyed with us today, on our daily walk we always read the newspapers, today there was lots of ´hot juicy gossip ´that we just had to sniff,and reply to , but mum said we were taking to long and she was freezing. woof !

lick kick daisy and poppy her we both had a bath yesterday and mummy says we smell lovely only a couple of days to go until poppy can come out a walk with us i cant wait it will be great xx

Woof woof Ziva here we all had great time on our early morning walkies, me & me brothers & sister plus me doggy mum Skye went squirrel chasing, we took no notice of our hooman daddy & uncle Rudika, we were having so much fun & our hooman mummy was laughing at us so much she starting crying, then our hooman mummy called us all to her & we were put back on our leads because the council dog poo bin vehicles (emptying the bins) came tearing through the park & our hooman mummy called them f***ing idiots & she went straight to the park ranger office & complained about them driving fast through the park, the park ranger said he talk to their bosses, me hooman mummy said you f ing better. We are all now back home in our baskets guarding our blankets, as our hooman daddy & uncle Rudika are trying to pinch them to they can be washed, but we like the smell of them just as they are.

hi jax here oh yes run run i love that me mummie takes me over to the gravel pits were we live i love it i can rummage run and snout its great millie and madd youd love it woods and trails wuff wuuff love it me mummie to wuff wuff xxx

I´ve been just the same K9, every time me mum takes us out all I want to do is run and run and run, luv Maddy xxx

Hi all its K9 here am glad you have had your stitches out Maddy, are you making up for being lead exercised for the pass week, I went crazy after I had me stitches out, running all over the place & me mummy just sat on bench until I had calmed down hehe woof woof lick lick xxx

Hi guys, Millie & Maddy here. We´ve had a great time this morning. Me (Maddy) has finally got the stitches out. I as bween a wery gud girlee and haven´t touched the stichy fings the whole time, but I was not pleased to see the vet this morning and didn´t want to go into the swurgery. The vet had to carry me from the waiting room, as I lay down and refused to budge when mummy twied to make me go in.
But at least after me stitches came out, I went for a run with me sister Millie and our friend Molly (whilst her mum was going to the dentist for new dentures - Molly says yum yum hehehe). We bumped into Bob with his mum so me, Millie & Molly got lots of tweats and Millie was very good at fetching Bob´s squeaky ball. Me mum went ballistic though when Millie put her head into Bob´s mum´s pocket. She said that was rweally naughty, but Bob´s mum didn´t seem to mind.

wow what a clever boy you are k9 a huge gold star from us poppys going for her second jags tomorrow at the dogstrust and im going with her to hold her paw then next week she will be able to go out walks with me very excited xx daisy

woof woof jax well done k9 your a goodun woof woof hurrah xx

woof woof K9 here, I am trained to detect epilepsy & diabetic, the little boy was not in any danger, as I can detect the odour as soon as a diabetic sugar starts to drop, the epilepsy is harder as the odour is very difficult to pick up straight away. woof woof lick lick lick x

Well done K9, keep up the good work woof woof !

Woof, woof, woof, Maddy & Millie here. We say three cheers for K9, and very well done xxx

Woof woof K9 here I just got to tell you what happen today at the car boot, as usual I was sitting in wheelchair with me mummy when I caught a whiff of diabetes problem, but it was not coming from me mummy, then it vanished again all of a sudden I smelt it again, I pricked up me ears & started sniffing the air, then me leaped off mom´s wheelchair & darted towards a young boy, I then sat in front of him giving the diabetic signal, uncle Rudika ran after me & he spoke to the boys parents, telling them I was a system alert dog, they tested their son & then they gave the little boy some hypo stop gel, they were very happy with me as their son as only been diagnosed a diabetic for just 3 months, mummy gave me a big hug & lots of kisses & told them all about me being a system alert dog & she gave them a card with canine companions details on, she always carries these cards where ever she goes, the parents of the little boy then brought me a football which I carried all the time we were at the car-boot, there was no way I was going to let go of it. lick licks lick woof wooof.

jax bet that was funny wuff wuff i always protect my mummie heiko even emberassingly so wuff wuff

woof woof yes me laugh when everyone got wet it was so funny, lick lick lick xx

Heiko here, wuz teeeeezin my big sis today , boy did she get in a strop when i sniffed her butt, i was only trying to be friendly woof woof
glad to here you iz protecting your mum Jax, mine doznt know but id protect her to
Hi K9 did you laugh when ze others got wet Woof

jax here she wont listen to me shes pig headed a bit like me wuff wuffxx

Syke here well done Jax at woofing at strange man, but tell your mummy to stay off her leg lick lick lick xx

jax here mummie took me hopping this morning on the field it was so windy mummmie nearly got blown away if she hadnt had her stick to dig in ground mummie would have .Abit further up mummie had to sit down her leg was begiinning to cause problems i was a good boy and stayed at mummies side till a strange man appeared on the field i wuffed and wuffed at him so he would go away and mummie would be safe afterwards i got a big hug and kiss i wuffed in delight and wagged my tail xx

K9 here mummy came walkies with us this morning, but at to sit down on the hoodies hideout bench (the park ranger put this metal structure up to keep the teenage hoodies dry if its raining) so I ran back to keep mummy company, we were lovely warm & dry unlike me wife (Skye) & me hooligans, both me daddy & uncle Rudika got soaked as the heavens open up, when they were in middle of the park, Skye & the hooligans raced over to were me & mummy was so just got wet & not soaked. lick lick lick xx

Kyra here, sounds like you enjoy teasing poor Maddy, thats the kind of thing id do to Heiko woof woof

Millie here, I had a great time today. Furst of all, I chased a squirral up a tree, then a nice lady came to the park with her doglet Bob. Bob´s mum loves me and throws a ball for me and gives me lots of treats. Maddy here, it´s soooo not fair. I couldn´t join in the fun as me mum is still keeping me on my lead, but Bob´s mum did give me some treats, which was very nice of her. Millie & me, we hopes we see Bob´s mum again very soon.

You guys certainly give your mums the runaround woof woof
Heiko !Very windy here and mum says i go on full alert ,mind you she didn´t complain at me pulling her up the hills

Hi its K9, Skye & the Hooligans here, well its raining here & I (K9) don´t do rain at all, so I made me uncle Rudika take me walkies in the van he muttered some naughty word under his breath when mummy told him to put our coats on hehehe, well Me Skye was very good & kept moving when he was trying to fasten me coat & the hooligans took it in turn to puff out their chest so when uncle Rudika put their harnesses on they manage to get free hehehe K9 here again well by this time mummy was laughing & uncle Rudika said a load of naughty words & mummy hopped over to us all (mummy can walk perfectly well but hops when our uncles are around you humans are very strange) anyway mummy says doggies line up & we all line up & then mummy puts our coats & harnesses on us all & uncle Rudika puts us all in the van & then he drives us to the park, Kobi here now well when we get to the park uncle Rudika made the biggest mistake of all, he took us out of our cages in the back of the van & told us not to move hehehe he then went to front passenger door to get me daddy (K9) out but daddy said no way I am going out its raining, me turn now hi its Dottie well as uncle Rudika was trying to get daddy (k9) out of van we all sneaked off doing our commando walk (lying flat on floor & moving slowly so if uncle Rudika saw us he not know we have moved hehehe) well we were slowly edging away when bang wham wallop, a big black dog appeared so I shot off barking me head off uncle Rudika set off after me leaving daddy (k9) still in van with all the doors open & mummy (Skye) & me brothers & sister on their own, well the owner of the big black dog had grabbed hold of me by me harness & had pulled me up into the air
& gave me to uncle Rudika saying she´s a little spit fire with a smile on his face, well uncle Rudika shouted at me but I went deaf hehehe then he walked me back to the van & guess what me mummy (Skye & me brothers & sister had vanished, uncle Rudika said lots more naughty words why he was fetching the rest of me family back, apart from daddy (k9) he was fast asleep on front passenger seat, hi Skye talking now after uncle Rudika got us all back & took us home he told our human mummy that K9 would not get out of the van & what Dottie had done, well mummy´s shoulders were shaking I think she was trying not to laugh, she did however shout at home asking him if he had any brains by running after Dottie &.leaving the rest of us next to an open van (he did forget to tell mummy he had left the keys on drivers seat) boy did our mummy yell at him, then after he gone to put van in garage she gave us all a marrow bone each & K9 a carrot, he´s a strange dog eating carrots instead of a juicey marrow bone.
K9 here again well am please to say mummy stopped yelling at uncle Rudika & is happy that nothing bad happened to us, but I thinly uncle Rudika will be in the dog house for a very long time, I mean even mummy don´t take us all out of the van she takes 2 or 3 of us at a time then swap us over ( don´t worry mummy as a chauffeur so we never left on our own & the doors are always open in hot weather & fans left on us) well its goodbye from me Skye & the hooligans for now lick.lick lick xxx

Hi folks, Maddy & Millie here. I (Maddy) has been spayed 7 days ago now and I still has me stitches at the mo so I am only allowed gentle exercise on my lead, which is no fun at all, especially when me mate Millie is running around like a mad thing. Me mum has been having a little look at me stitches every day to make sure I hasn´t pulled em out, but I am being a good girlie and haven´t touched them at all. Can´t wait until Monday when the stitches come out and I can start running around again. On lead walks are sooooo boring xxx

hi guys poppy and daisy here weve had a great day today daisy has been giving me one to one lessons in digging up the garden its really wet so lots of mud its great then we have noticed when we come in we can make pretty patterns on the floor and sofa we had a giggle today mummy was on the computer up the stairs and my brothers who both have chicken pox were down stairs watching tv with us (he switches off when watching tele so we can get up to all kinds of mischeif and he doesnt notice)so i played a joke on her and pooed behind the door so when mummy came in the door she stepped in it we laughed and laughed we where then so tired we went for a sleep on the sofa and our littlest human slept in our bed

Woof woof - Benji here - Aunty Sandra came round tonight and I gave her a wiggly westie welcome and climbed all over her when she sat on my settee - she loves that he he. She then dragged me round the streets, literally, as I decided to play silly beggers(her words not mine) and sit down every 5 minutes and refuse to budge - I like to test her blood pressure. I heard the word bath mentioned when we got back so I decided to play hide and seek under the table and behind the settee. Caught me though - I protested very loudly and threatened to call the rspca, she reckons it will help my sore skin but I think she was just getting her own back. I´m snoozing in front of the fire now though dreaming, yawn -it´s tiring being a dog.

woof woof I like rolling in manure but me mummy always stops me tells me its dirty, I woof at her thats its lovely but she then puts me back on me lead xx

Us doggies need our comfort woof woof
We as been ´norty´ today, mum took us up the fields and we ran as usual into big field, mum started shouting at us to come out, something about it had just been sprayed with ´hooman´ manure´ she said we stank and we had to have a bath yuk

Well me & me wife (Skye) & me kids (hooligans) along with big H & Jack & Jill they are 2 German Shepherd they belong to me mum´s boss squashed mummy on the sofa so in the end she at to sit on the floor on a large cushion. lick lick lick xx